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yeah i understand you’re charging me for bank robbery, but i licked the money so therefore it is mine

Man i love nick miller he is a loser but like a cute loser
But he doesnt exist


*loses a follower*
*checks fave mutuals*
yeah ok whatever later nerd

Most of the time…